CJ

computer jockey (as opposed to DJ or disc jockey). comes from the theory that, since many DJs no longer spin actual vinyl, and the spinning of CDs on CDJs may even wane in the future towards complete use of sound files, the title of the DJ should also change to represent the shift in our culture towards all digital media, and to indicate the ending of the "disc" era.

while some might argue that it doesn't matter if one spins actual discs in order to have the title DJ, others argue that the distinction between CJ and DJ gives due respect to those who paved the way by learning the arduous processes involved in wax manipulation.

...and tonight we have a special guest for you. CJ Skribble on the keyboard rockin the house!

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CJ

A man who is very nice and handsome, yet poops all over your chimney. He enjoys sports such as swimming, baseball, and soccer, but somehow manages to poop on everybody (even the coach) no matter how far away he is.

"Hey, did you see that caterpillar"
" I am the caterpillar"
"Let's go play tennis"
"Of course CJ"

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CJ

Some black nigga that couldn’t follow that damn train

All we had to do is follow that damn train, CJ!

CJ

CJ is a guy that insists on spelling "C.J." in all caps without periods or spaces.
Everyone claims they totally get him yet none describe him consistently nor 100% accurately. He's very outgoing. Like a mirror people see themselves in him but rarely see him. People creep him out when they tell him he "looks like Jesus!" He's usually very kind though he does hate injustice and can get adamant about right vs wrong. A lifelong friend even after people move on or desert him he never stops caring and wishing them the best.

College girl: Wow Jonas must have so many girlfriends! Could I be one??
Guy's bestfriend: He's actually in a committed relationship. Don't misread his kindness. You obviously don't know him. But then Josh is a CJ.

CJ

A black person who can't follow the damn train and is garbage at driving cars and bikes.
Also knows to fly an airplane without going to flight school

1. Move it CJ you're embarrassing us nigga!
2. You're just a liability CJ!

CJ

Guy who couldn’t follow the damn train

“All we had to was follow the damn train cj”

CJ

Short for carl johnson. cj is a gangster and nobody wants to fuck with him. but for some reason he just cant follow the damn train

big smoke: all we had to do was follow the damn train,cj!
Cj: *pow pow*