CP

When a girl under the age of 18 decides to perform fellatio on a man, while letting the man film it and take pictures, then the man posts it, then it results in the man being arrested for possession and production of CP.

John: Man did you watch the vid of my daughter's friend's sister's classmate's mother's niece suck on my tool on teh internets???

Bob:...

John: Did you???

Bob: No, that's CP dude.

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cps

CPS or Covert Phone Sex:

Not much unlike phone-sex but no one admits to masturbation while participating. They may hint it but it will USUALLY remain unknown. Silent orgasms are a requirement for CPS.

Joe: Last night me and Clair had CPS!
Joe: And I had a silent orgasm!
Joe: And she had one t-
John: How the hell would you know if she had one? It was silent. Plus, I don't give a rat's ass.

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CP

Completely Parra (paralyzed). Totally wasted. Trashed. Usually used in reference to photographs of you being embarassingly trashed and/or slutty.

Hey girl, you're hot AF. Send me some CP?

I have 2 hard drives full of CP photos AND videos! Get on my level!

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CP

An abbreviation for "crease pattern." Most often used by origami artists to share their work without revealing all the steps. Notable examples include: Satoshi Kamiya's Phoenix 3.5, and Nguyen's Eagle. Crease patterns are meant to show all the folds that will be present at the end of a particular work in a 2D format. Crease patterns are typically copyrighted so that commercial duplication/distribution is considered a punishable crime.

"Aww, this origami is insane! I can't figure out how to fold this from just a plain CP!"

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CP

Originating in Tottenham (Dodge), Ont. Canada, refers to a Cable Piece taken from the end of a television cable and used in a bong (cp bottle), usually home made, to smoke marijuana. Recognized by HIGH TIMES in 1997, its major benefit is its efficiency. Often abbreviated to P.

Lets hit a CP.

Lets hit a P.

Pack a/the P.

Dodge Dweller1: Dude, want to hit some CPs?
Dodge Dweller2: Of course.


Dodge Dweller3: You want to blaze?
Dodge Dweller4: If you've got a pen I've got a CP.

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CP

Can stand for many things, including:

1. Command Post (Star Wars Battlefront)

2. Control Point (Team Fortress 2, basically the same thing as definition #1)

3. Civil Protection (Half-Life 2)

4. Club Penguin

1. Capture that CP before the enemy regroups!

2. Example above^

3. CP units heading your way, Dr. Freeman

4. Go on CP tonight, I'll be on.

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cp

An acronym for "Copy Paste", often used on twitter.

Saucy Glenn: Mute the sound of my knob hitting your jaw because trust me you'll fucking hear that

BhaCashman: huh?

Saucy Glenn: dw it's a cp

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