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a hot playmate who appears on porn calendars
man- hey guy's name want to go to the bar
guy- naw, stayin' home to watch a hot calendar ho
The calendar followed by Korrui practitioners. The Panterran Calendar is made up of 12 months (Luca, Scorin, Magiwolf, Helhog, Kinjinna, Linca, Aimo, Fauxin, Waterling, Kané, Jabber, and Leca) reflecting the 12 books of the Büq o' Ksadowce and is named for the "Panterra" that existed before all living things. The Panterran year starts on December 20th (Luca 1st) and ends on December 19th (Leca 30th.)
Korrui fallow the Panterran Calendar.
Female friends who have gone on a date with the same person.
Michelle and Lauren found out that they are calendar sisters both having gone out with Gary two weeks apart.
A breed of dog that sniffs other dogs dates.
man walking in park with pomeranian on leash:"Hey! your dog just sniffed my dogs date"
Proud owner:"yes I know he is a Calendar Dog"
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A bitch who gives a calendar to everyone for every Christmas, birthday, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, anniversary etc. And doesn't give a shit. 99% of the time, the calenders will be irrelevant eg. giving 15 year old a calender of rural countryside.
GUY:''What the fuck is this present,it's a calendar''
*sharkieshas calendar*
COUSIN:''ohh, calendar bitch must of got you''
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A slut. Alludes to the idea that a girl sleeping with a different guy every night could track her number of sex partners with a calendar.
You don’t want to go home with *that*, she’s practically a calendar girl.
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Your Facebook friend that makes daily wall posts about what day the week it is... constantly reminding you that "It's definately a Monday", or "Still-a-Monday-Tuesday", or "Hump Day Wednesday", or "Almost-There-Thursday" or "TGIF!". Often accompanied with some kind of negative tone about the work week and/or asking if the weekend is here yet.
dude 1: Damn, I've been raging so hard - I dunno even know what day it is!
dude 2: Me neither, lemme consult my Facebook Calendar - oh there it is, I see we are "halfway through the work week, Happy Hump Day!"
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