Cheesus Christ

Our God, Father, and the holy spirit of cheese. A combination of cheese and Jesus. Using His name in vain will result in being straight to Heck for eternal torment and suffering.

Example One:
Joe: Hey man did you pray today?
Bob: Of course I did, bless our lord, Cheesus Christ.

Example Two:
Bob: Bro did you just run over a child?
Joe: Cheesus fricking Christ does this matter?
Joe: *sent to heck*

Christ on a Cracker

Christ on a Cracker: an exclamation reflecting dismay or anger or frustration about a situation.

Christ on a Cracker! I've been waiting in line for an hour!

Satan Christ

A fun combination of Satan and Jesus Christ, worshipped as the sole all-powerful homocidal sociopathic meta-being who is both evil and good, who enjoys both our joy and our suffering and who wishes both life and death upon us. Amen.

I believe in the lord Satan Christ, bringer of joy and woe. Hallelujah! Can I hear an amen?!

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Christ Chex

its a miracle in a bowl

start you day off the holy way with christ chex, its a miracle in a bowl

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Christ in a handbasket

A phrase used by someone to express complete and inconsolable levels of exasperation.
Usually modified with "Jesus" or any applicable expletive.

Boss: We need you to come in to work this weekend.
Me: Jesus Hubert Christ in a handbasket you'd better be fucking joking me!

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Auntie-Christ

an evil and/or oppressive sister of one's mother or father.

have you seen the movie 'Matilda?' Ms. Trunchbull is such an Auntie-Christ!

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Christ Almighty

An initial exclamation of exasperation. When something is not going the way it should, and heavy frustration occurs, calling upon the subject of this explanation may appear to be, to some, the only answer. Similar to "For God's Sake", "For Pete's Sake" or "For Fuck's Sake".

Christ Almighty, what did I do to deserve this?

Christ Almighty, she never did... did she?

Christ Almighty, Sat, will you please just Fuck off?

Christ Almighty, where are you when I need you?

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