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destroyed competition by "re-innovating" slumbering and badly implemented technology.
MP3 players crappled, tablets crappled
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A ccrap in disabled people toilets
When nobody is the bathroom, I like to use the disabled people toilet to drop a cripple crapple.
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Defined as the cheap deep fried sausage roll shaped sugar lump pastry thing that McDonalds calls apple pie. 🍎 🍏 🍎
I really want crapple pie! (only acceptable to be said when drunk or pregnant or late at night)
A penis that is inadequate in length to satisify even the hornist of women.
Amongst hysertical laughter, a female rocket engineer was overhead talking to one of her friends about an ex-boyfriend who had a crapple-sized penis.
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when you have no idea someone is crippled and you invite them to play baseball for your team and he comes to the field in a wheel chair
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1. When you really had your heart set on making a pie, but realize that the apples you have taste like pure crap. You don't let this stop you however and make that pie anyway and serve it to all of your friends and loved ones.
2. When lady luck gives you a swift kick in the balls.
1. I smell something good. Don't tell me you're making another crapple pie!
2. Dude, so I opened up a 2 pack of starburst and got two of the stupid fucking yellows. Aw man, I'm sorry... that's a slice of crapple pie.
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Crapple sause is another way of saying shit, but politely. It is a term used to say: 'you scared the shit out of me' but infront of your grandmother. Use this term wisely. Only those worthy of hearing the term can carry out it's legacy.
Holy nuts! You scared the crapple sause out of me