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some garbage newspaper that paperboys
have to deliver
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The best weed related tv show on Youtube. A guy named Paul films himself smoking weed every day, thus tokin daily. he lives in denver, co and is the man.
Kevin: yoo duuude if u wanna learn a lot about weed and watch some cool weed vids definately go to youtube and search tokin daily
Mike: aight man sounds good
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A horrid little window into an awesome universe of pure blockheaded spite. Spiralling galaxies of ignorance roll majestically against a backdrop of what looks like dark prejudice, dotted hither and thither with winking stars of snide innuendo.
Run out of toilet paper? Just use this copy of the Daily Mail.
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Frequently used to refer to the British tabloid "newspaper", The Daily Mail.
See also:
Toilet Paper,
Kindling.
Did you read the story in the Daily Hate about those Poles eating the royal swans?
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The newspaper responsible for the deaths of children due to measles, mumps and rubella as a direct result of its campaign to undermine the government by scaremongering about the MMR vaccine. Now that their case has been disproved and other people's kids are dying, they refuse to apologise or accept any responsibility for their actions.
Simply scum.
"Hi, my name's Toby, I write for the Daily Mail. I am a lower form of life than a convicted paedophile"
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Newspaper read by retards with a completely upside down world view who seem to find no inconsistency that they like the royal family but accuse immigrants of being freeloaders draining tax payers money. Who think Rich people's SUV-buying money is better where it is than giving asylum seekers a chance of a future or supporting sick people through the NHS. The daily mail's high readership and its poisonous influence on people's brains is the reason so many "populist" policies that the bloody tories love are hateful intollerent, unfair policies that make class divisions and suffering greater.
Daily Mail Reader: Oi DUH... Read this... DUHHH... Asylem seekers bad... DUHHHH... gypsys bad..DUHHHHH. People with funny skin colour bad... DUHHH... Thankyou Daily Mail! You stop My Brain hurting! Maybe asylum seekers why my brain hurt!!! Kill them all!!!!!
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n. A pour soul who has made it his or her mission to hoard all the unscientific beliefs and rancor from the Old Republic that lost The Great Wars. The chemical imbalance bared by such individuals causes them to be in constant need of defecation.
v. The routine action of having to excrement all the impurities in the human body. This type of excretion from the anus is unique in that it has a higher than usual ratio of liquid-to-solid fecal matter. This action can lead to a person being misdiagnosed with Diarrhea. Unlike Diarrhea, a daily stormer almost always can be rooted to overzealous emotions in the brain and is usually cured when finding peace with different beings.
Cenk TheHomeopathologist: Andrew, your Daily Stormers are making the toilet stalls uninhabitable. I thought I had already advised you to quit consuming unhealthy substances ESPECIALLY those found on the desolate corners of the Internet.
Andrew Angrylin: Fuck You and your pseudo-science shit! Your kind does not know whats good for me. You aren't even a real doctor.
Cenk TheHomeopathologist: I don't need to be a doctor to know that if you constantly intake shit, you will constantly make shit. Law of Conservation of Mass
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