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A New York Yankee fan's inability to process, discuss or even defend their organization's ever-expanding, rediculously large payroll, and annual rape of the free agent market with bloated contract offers.
An average exchange:
Me - "Did you know Alex Rodriguez is worth as much as the Kansas City Royals?"
Joe - "I bet you's can't count to 27, can yuh?"
Me - "You do realize the Yankees out-spent the average MLB payroll by more than $113 million dollars this season?"
Joe - "Derek Jeter is gonna be president one day."
Me - "I'm sure anyone would be better than our current leader. You do realize the Yankees have produced the highest payroll in baseball 16 of the past 17 seasons?"
Joe - "That Ryan Zimmerman sure would look nice in pinstripes!"
Me - "Ugh..."
Joe - "I listen to 'Enter Sandman' before breakfast every morning."
Me - "Great song. You do realize the Yankees have the highest paid starters in the MLB at six different positions?"
Joe - "Start spreadin' the news!"
Me - "You, my man, are drenched in a case of Yankee Denial."
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The unconscious tendency for a guilty or otherwise culpable individual to offer unsolicited excuses, explanations or clarifications out of interrogative context.
If someone explicitly states, "I'm perfectly normal" when there has been no preceding accusation to the contrary--that's an example of Unprovoked Denial...kinda like "No Collusion" or "No Obstruction".
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Facebook denial is when you wrongfully accuse others of being addicted to facebook or stalking friends online when, in actuality, you are the one is an addicted stalker.
Elliot - Hey, Leigh, do you know that girl Ahmay?
Leigh - yeah, what about her?
Elliot - She has some hardcore facebook denial.
Leigh - yeah she does, we're all trying to help her out but she won't admit it - i hate her.
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FIDs
Generally, it's someone who writes/draws/roleplays as a furry or anthropomorph, but is dead set against anyone consitering them part of the "fandom" or calling them or their work "furry"
Do note that this term only applies to someone who mainly draws/writes anthropomorphs, and RPs them with other anthropomorphic characters. Someone who just draws the occasional bipedial wombat probably isn't a FID.
"Erikcat, we understand that you don't do the creepy shit, but face it, man, we first met on FurryMUCK; your an FID"
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A gay guy who tells everyone he's a top but he's really a bottom-in-denial.
Steve: I'm a top, that's just the way I roll.
Ben: Shut up, girlfriend, you are a total bottom-in-denial.
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an akward smile that makes it obvious that you are denying the truth
if someone asked you if you are gay and you say no, but you were smiling , and blushing, then you have a "denial smile"
(P.S. In not gay)
When there's a sudden rank in the room and nobody claims to have passed gas.
Johnny: "Hey dude did you fart?"
Jimmy: "No man it wasn't me."
Johnny: "It wasn't me either. Dude your in flatulence denial."