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When someone is a homosexual being a little to sweet or off.
That person over there outside the gay bar must be a big time diabetic.
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a sad lonely child who hates everyone and will later die in life.will also sometimes suffer from gangreen in there leg.may also have ED.need insolene to live
"i need to check my blood sugar every day because i am diabetic"
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An individual who saves dried or cured semen ejaculate for the purpose of consuming at a later time similar to the relationship a diabetic has with their insulin.
So when i was done pulling out I jizzed on her butt and she layed there till i got home from work and when i walked in she flaked if off and ate it and smiled. Damn bro she is one crusty diabetic, but i still love her.
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The original definition for what we today call "Type Two Diabetes". We stopped using this definition because we are weak as fuck, and need a difficult, and unpronounceable medical definitions so we are can act willfully ignorant about a big problem that will eventually blow up in our faces. This term was lobbied to be abandoned by the candy industries, in the late 60s because they were becoming really big and powerful, and wanted lots of kids to buy their shit.
Guy 1: Yo don't eat too many candies, you will get Sugar Diabetes.
Guy 2: Ah you are over reacting too much.
A phrase coined by comedian Cal Wilson, eye diabetes is what you get or feel after seeing something unbelievably cute or sweet.
*sees a picture of baby otters*
Cal: Arghhhhh. Now I have eye diabetes!
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Generating an excuse based on a a diabetes side-effect. The use of a diabetic card can (with varying degrees of success) cause a dropping of the original subject... often due to the other person's discomfort with the subject.
It is one of the few perks of a incurable disease which requires painful medical treatments multiple times daily and can shorten your lifespan by 15 years, cause blindness, kidney failure, liver problems, extensive nerve damage, and other terminal health problems. The truth of the "diabetic card" may vary, as with other excuses.
Professor/Teacher/Employer: "Why were you late this morning?"
Diabetes Card: "My blood sugar was 350 mg/dl last night, and I was unable to go to bed until well past 3 AM."
Professor/Teacher/Employer: "Ah... well, look out for yourself."
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When someone puts WAY to much sugar in kool-aid or any other beverage making it seem as though you are drinking syrup; causing you to get diabetes just from drinking it
Are you trying to make me a diabetic...i cant take any more of these liquid diabetes
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