when a people says something then someone replys with "did i asked" or "did i ask"...
Human 1: i have a dog in my house
Human 2: did i asked
Human 1: no but i dont really care mother fucker
The best comeback when somebody says something useless.
Kevin: Oh man, hey, Angela, did you know that cookies are made from dough? I never knew tha-
Angela: Did I ask?
Kat: That stupid girl can not shut her mouth for once, all she does is-
Myla: I heard she's secretly a vampire from Twilight!
Kat: DID I ASK THOUGH?
If you're here you can't say this.
Guy: You want air?
9yo: Did I ask?
An already dead question asked by entitled knobs who think you need their permission for you to join a conversation. Also the cause of the depressed quiet kids who can't talk at all. Crazier when they ask why they're so fucking quiet.
'Did I ask for you to be so entitled to think you're the only one who's allowed to say something? I don't need your permission to speak you fuck.'
When someone says basically anything to you, you reply “Did I ask?”
“Yo I got a new car “
“Did I ask”
“I got a 100 on my test”
“Did I ask?”
The easiest way to annoy someone. Just say did i ask to someone whenever they say something that doesn't matter.
Synonyms for Did I Ask are :
Who Cares?
And?
Did i ask for your opinion?
So what?
Ok?
Crazy, but i don't remember asking.
Who? Cares.
Guy1: Bro i just went to Russia!!
Guy2: That's crazy bro, but Did I Ask?
Guy1: :|
Guy1: STFU U little shit you have no family you little racist bitch you go die in a hole >:( you suk at mincraft go touch some grass >:((((((( Racist whore you gay n***** go die i hope you becom homeless and die from starvation and have ligma type 5 stage 4 dieseaseeeee!!! rACIST NOOB GO GET A LIFE QW0FUIW-0 GIWEGM'IPKLJ EORJ OJKONUlio i hate you go away you noob n*****8 fjwefiwjego; racist racist begone thot bitch fuck you go to hell and commit suicide i will break your niko niko kneecaps you racist whore go away get a life and a job then die in a car crash!!! >>>::((((((
Guy2: but Did I Ask
Guy2: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Guy1: *disappears from the face of Earth*
Did I ask? a term used by annoying people who think they are hilarious and doing something.
Person 1: You're dumb
Person 2: DID I ASK???