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Okie-Doke

A moment of extreme unpleasantness. I.e. Being swindled; hood-winked; back stabbed; fucked over;

or, otherwise, screwed over.

That MF just pulled the old okie-doke on me with this sack of weed

by Snow Right May 29, 2019

152πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


OKIE-DOKE

What Obama calls GOP potential Presidential nominees rhetoric when he finally can say a coherent word.

β€œDon't fall for a bunch of okie-doke just because you know it sounds funny ..."

by sheepdoggie June 2, 2016

501πŸ‘ 258πŸ‘Ž


okee-doked

When someone blows you off , usually with " Wait for me for sure.." , or " I'm on my way, walking out the door..." With the end result of a 'no show.' Deliberately causing others to expect them, with no intention of following through. treating other people like red headed step children. Like a selfish a-hole acting like the world waits on their personal lame agenda.

"Did you call your friend?" , "Yes, it was 5 hours ago, I've been okee-doked again!"

by hipstrkittn October 2, 2011

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


okey doke

A Con

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

320πŸ‘ 165πŸ‘Ž


okey doke

Affirmative response, yes

wife: "Honey, will you do _____?"
husband: "Okey doke!"
wife: "Thanks!"

by jwdoke January 7, 2005

415πŸ‘ 231πŸ‘Ž


Doke City

A magical place you go when smoking a cigarette (aka doke)

When one lights up a cigarette, no matter where they are or who they are with, they have entered into the wondrous realm of Doke City. Only the visitors who have also entered into Doke City can be communicated with, unless you prelude your answer with the obligatory, "What??? You are so far away all the way outside of the boarders of doke city!! I can barely hear you outsiders!!"

A visit to Doke City only lasts as long as the visitor is holding their lit cigarette. When the cigarette is dropped or done, unfortunately, you have crossed the boarder from Doke City into wherever you were before.

Sometimes, there are designated Doke City entrances, like smoking sections.

A heavy smoker may sometimes be referred to as a resident of Doke City, as opposed to a visitor.

"Guys, I'm gonna go to Doke City, who feels like making a trip?"
"WE DOO!!!!! LETS GO!"
(lights cigarettes)

Nonsmoker:"I'm so bored why do you guys smoke all the time? You know every cigarette takes 12 minutes off your lifespan and personally I think smokers are so unattractive, also I am really lame"
Doke City visitors: "WHAT?! I CAN BARELY MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING YOU ARE SO FAR AWAY IN SHITHEAD TOWN. I'M GLAD WE ARE ALL THE WAY IN DOKE CITY OR ELSE YOU MIGHT BE COMPLAINING ABOUT OUR SECONDHAND SMOKE, BECAUSE SINCE YOU'RE ALWAYS WITH US YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE A SMOKER YOURSELF!!"

by apez September 10, 2007

14πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Okey-doked

Prison term: To be bamboozled or tricked. Getting somebody to say okie dokie and go along with something often does not serve their own best interest.

I can't believe I got Okey-doked into doing this.

It wasn't until he was gone with my money that I realized I got Okie-doked.

by The Real Walrus July 2, 2020

17πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž