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dysfunctional definitions

The shit you look up for... here on this website.

Ex 1: Awww boy, I'm gonna look up some stupid crap on urban dictionary again, you know, dysfunctional definitions.
Ex 2: The reasons you occasionally have an outrageous laugh on yours truly, due to, you guess it, dysfunctional definitions.
Ex 3: What is greater than 4?
"What." t(-_-t)... A very discreet, yet mildly entertaining definition of dysfunctional definitions.

by SteelBallsOfLight February 14, 2018


Predictile Dysfunction

Predictile dysfunction (PD) means that you cannot get and/or maintain a prediction. In some cases the prediction becomes partly firm, but not hard enough to actually perform. In severe cases of PD, there is no movement in the prediction at all.

The media had a bad case of predictile dysfunction when projecting Hillary w to win the presidency.

by KS Dilydalier January 24, 2017


Demand Dysfunction

What Is DF?
Demand Dysfunction (DF) is a bacterium that causes dysfunctions in the membranes of the body. It is tough to treat, as it is most likely to spread, like most ROBLOXian infections -- or -- because it's resistant to some commonly used antibiotics.

The symptoms of DF depend on how long you have traded demand for. DF effects the membranes of the body, like the brain and spinal cord, making it hard to walk, having an obession with demand, and major mood swings.

Even though DF is not that serious and could be cured easily, it could spread if delayed treatement, making symptoms worsen as time goes on. These symptoms could become potentially life-threatening.

What Causes DF?
DF is caused by a bacterium known as demandiliaso, which is a quick spread throughout the body if untreated. Usually, this is caused by constant demand obession, like Void Star or CF, which opens your immune system up to the bacterium.

Benny: WTF
Item: Bro does RD have Demand Dysfunction?

by ๓ €€ March 6, 2019

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erectile dysfunction

When a man's soldier won't salute.

Man 1: I'm suffering from erectile dysfunction
Man 2: And you call yourself a man?

by FrenzyMedia August 6, 2016

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correctile dysfunction

A relationship misunderstanding caused by AutoCorrect.

Jane left me because of my correctile dysfunction. I meant to tell her "I'm going to JUMP you when I get home."

by arymonster November 13, 2012

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ereptile dysfunction

A person (mostly a man) who has an irrational fear of any reptile.

Man1: Dude check out that turtle. Man2: Oh Hell No!!! Keep that away!!! I have extreme ereptile dysfunction!

by Glennzigx November 29, 2016

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Dysfunctional Acorns

Those acorns that keep trying to kill you when they fall of a tree and hit you in the head.

Man, these are some dysfunctional acorns! They keep trying to kill me!

by FlaccidFabio November 25, 2016

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