Flatliners

A group of male beings that have a love for wanking and drinking till they are completely fucked out of their minds. They aren’t the smartest of all people, they are known to make out with lizzards on the wall and get drunk until they start beating up someone. They have a soft spot for a little thing called “cactus jack”.

Man 1: hey, let’s get drunk
Man 2: no, let’s get flatliners drunk
Man 1: oh fuck

Flatliner

When you’re fucking a diabetic so hard her insulin pump fails sending her into insulin shock only to be revived by cumming in her mouth.

Hey Tina. I hope your glucose levels are in check or else we might have a flatliner.