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A truck that allows people to know how much of an asshole you are.
"Hey! Look at that hummer!"
"That guy obviously has a bigger penis than I do."
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A BJ that actually involves humming--who knew?!
Hummers make me feel inadequate--any woman who can hum The Star Spangled Banner while giving a BJ and not burst out laughing is more of a woman than I.
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The act of tossing a student out of a karate class for being disruptive or uncooperative.
Did you hear the garbage Timmy was saying in class today?
Yeah I did. But one of the instructors hummered him.
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a hummer is not just a fucking blowjob its more when the lady hums thus vibrating her fucking lips or making a wee tune and gives you a chewie while humming thus making a vibrating stimulating feeling to the gooliesack fuck me that is a hummer another definition is humjob look at humjob as well
fuck me me and my GF went to a restraunt she brung her fucking mp3 player and she fancied a oral quickie under the fucking table she was listining to the annoying cunt crazy frog so she lobbed my dick out my crotch hole and giving me a hummer in-fucking-fact every time i wank it does the crazy frog tune i fucking love hummers even cars of the fuckers too
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Meghann gave Mike a "hummer" after kicking his ass in pool.
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A sexual deviant, fond of water pokemon
dude those sheets are soaked, must belong to a hummer
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The biggest frikin "SUV" in the entire world. For such a big "SUV", its got a very small gas mileage. It pulls out of the gas station and runs outta gas. More like a monster truck than a "SUV".
Gas Attendant: Shes all filled up Ned, and this time it only took 1 hour to climb up to the gas cap.
Ned: Thanks dude, how much do I owe ya?
Gas Attendant: Lets see, it comes around to about $2,440.
Ned: Better than last time!
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