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A excuse used by parents caught in the advance stages of intimacy by ones younger children.
When I woke up and came down stairs for a drink my parents were indoor sunbathing in front of the fire.
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a. Being at work but not doing any actual work.
b. Goofing off at work.
I closed my office door and read a novel all day because I needed a day of indoor annual leave.
Incest. See also bedroom sports.
When Lassen County has blackouts for up to four days in subzero weather and whole families get bored, there's nothing to do but play indoor sports. I dare say they don't stay bored.
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When you stay in your room day on end to weeks on end to century’s on end completely absent from human civilization
Dam Aliyah you’ve been indoor camping for about a half a decade now
The inability for someone to see past the first step in a plan, thereby being clueless as to what to do when it is successful. So named because indoor cats always pine to go outside, staring out the window all day, trying to sneak out the door, but once outside, they have no step 2 to the plan.
This one guy was planning to kill his wife for insurance money, but once he did, he had no idea what to do next and was caught quickly. He really had Indoor cat syndrome on that one.
When it's illegal to call it winter guard bc u get the short end of the stick,, also guaranteed to make most people laugh or be totally confused
"Um wtf is an indoor ensemble"
Skin that is soft, especially hands, denoting they have lived a comfortable life.
This isn’t hard work, what are you complaining about? You're just not used to this kind of thing because you have Indoor Skin.