Life isn't fair

An excuse for being too lazy to make something that is unfair fair.

Guy: I got spawn-killed, that's so unfair!
Lazy developer of game: Life isn't fair.

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Water isn't wet

Water is not wet before you jump I. The pool are you wet or dry? You are dry. When you jump in the pool and your body is fully submerged underwater can you really tell whether or not you're wet? No you are not wet til you get out the pool and oxygen hits your body then you are wet

Water isn't wet brush yes it is says who says me we aren't gonna argue bout this shit right niw

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Isn't it iron pick

ironic.

isn't it iron pick is a stupid minecraft achievement.
ironic.

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my name isn't sweden

Used when a person has no respose to a question or otherwise.

Well, my name isn't Sweden.

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when imposter isn't sus

when the imposter isn't sus...................oh well

man1: HEY DUDE when imposter isn't sus
man2: ._.
man1: ._.
man2: delete my number you have wasted so much of my time

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Michael Jackson isn't dead

Yup thats right

Michael Jackson isn't dead = truth

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Mine isn't dead either

A phrase to illustrate and/or describe the state of being of an organism, including but not limited to worms studied in lab, green cats, and any type of rodent. It can also refer to the relative state of being of any type of plant, usually one that has, in the recent past, been olarked upon or next to.

"Whoa, dude, is your cat that is greenish in appearance alive? 'Cause mine isn't dead either!"
"That tree was olarked on like 2 hours ago. And guess what? Mine isn't dead either!"
"I just saw that lady braid her armpit hair next to that cactus. Mine isn't dead either!"