work

(noun)

A false statement, an intentionally contrived lie, a hose (opposite of shoot).

(verb)

To work: The act of making a false statement or representation. Generally, with the intention of misleading the intended audience.

(noun)
Is that Paris Hilton sex video a work, or a shoot?

(verb)
"Don't let all the marks work you into a shoot" -Hollywood Hulk Hogan

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work

To perform intercourse with a woman, especially upon one who was previously unkown

Did you see that honey at the bar? I worked her silly last weekend.

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It Works!

A pyramid scheme that slowly and steadily infiltrates every social media newsfeed.

Just message me for details and seller info about the it works wrap that will make you look stupid because it works! Lol!!!!

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That Works

Common phrase meant to indicate that something is an acceptable solution, sometimes as a means of describing someone's surprise at the success of an action after witnessing it's completion.

"I don't know what to do! It's broken!"
*Replaces batteries*
"Oh, that works..."

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worked

1.to get worked is to get played (taken advantage of, tricked, etc.)
2. also used in situations where a person is falsely accused

Teacher- Sean, get out of my class! You know there's no talking during a test.
Sean- But I didn't even say anything!
Teacher- Well I saw you turned around so I say it was you.
Sean- aw, I got worked, bro!

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Work

Something that separates you from the norm of lazy assholes. It is a task you must do that supposedly sticks to a fixed schedule when really it doesn't, and keeps you from communicating with any friends for long periods of time.

It also provides a solution to the awkwardness when someone stalking you wishes to call you, because you can't pick up your cell phone.

"Why'd you call me so much? I was at work."

"Well, did you wanna go to dinner tomorrow? We co--"

"I can't. I work. You know, that thing I was doing when you called me repeatedly and I didn't answer?"

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Work-In

High intensity cardio sex workout.

Margo: Hey Red, let's 'work-in' this afternoon after going to yoga and grabbing lunch.

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