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An Aussi (Australian) or Kiwi (New Zealander) that has embraced the Bogan (see Urban Dictionary definition), having perfected its finest nuances. Briefly, describes a Hiace driving species, adorned with a perfect mullet. Their missing teeth are in finest form, well apportioned with the uniform flannie (flanel). Jedi level bogans have perfected the decibels of AC/DC playing from their trailer and have the unique ability to levitate tinnies (cans of beer) into perfect skulling (chugging) position with a simple wave of the hand.
Aw, mate, did you see how Pike levitated that tinnie and skulled it straight away?! Mate, Bogan Jedi, I reckon!
When the marijuana joint has become so small, you have to inhale (take a toke) without it touching your lips so that it doesn't burn you. This is an advanced level of smoking weed hence the comparison to a Jedi.
Person 1: Mate theres not much left of the doob, you might as well put it out.
Person 2: Nah no worries there's still a bit left, Ill just Jedi Toke it
A Jedi that has been around for a long time, sacked, injured, growing and awaiting for extraction to another Galaxy.
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E.g : I know a person that was a Sacked Jedi but somehow rather the spring time will come eventually.
When a dude gets a boner by accident, often in an awkward and inappropriate situation. Just as if a Jedi activated his lightsaber by accident.
“Dude, why were all the girls laughing during your PowerPoint presentation?”
“Damn man… I got an accidental Jedi”
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A person who is exceptionally well versed in the art of the verbal bitchslap or verbal smackdown. This person may or may not have been burned on occasion, but is very quick witted, and is most often found doing the verbal smackdown.
Dude: Man, you're such a douche.
Verbal Jedi: At least I get more pussy than you. The last time you had pussy was when pussy had you.
Dude: ...uh...yo' mama...
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The act of performing oral sex on a partner through the force. If one can force choke their girl, they too can force lick her pussy.
Padme: Can you do that thing I like when we're at the senate meeting today
Anakin: you know I can force lick a pussy like no other baby
Padme: Fuck I love that Jedi Head
Someone who masterbates to Star War's characters, such as Princess Leia.
Dude I have a friend named Jacobo, I think he is a Jedi Jerker
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