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A Jedi that has been around for a long time, sacked, injured, growing and awaiting for extraction to another Galaxy.
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E.g : I know a person that was a Sacked Jedi but somehow rather the spring time will come eventually.
When a dude gets a boner by accident, often in an awkward and inappropriate situation. Just as if a Jedi activated his lightsaber by accident.
“Dude, why were all the girls laughing during your PowerPoint presentation?”
“Damn man… I got an accidental Jedi”
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A person who is exceptionally well versed in the art of the verbal bitchslap or verbal smackdown. This person may or may not have been burned on occasion, but is very quick witted, and is most often found doing the verbal smackdown.
Dude: Man, you're such a douche.
Verbal Jedi: At least I get more pussy than you. The last time you had pussy was when pussy had you.
Dude: ...uh...yo' mama...
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A hero or someone at the same time prone to mistakes but still a loveable rogue.
Look at that Jedi CP stumbling out of the chippie, he's still got one hand high in the air!
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The act of performing oral sex on a partner through the force. If one can force choke their girl, they too can force lick her pussy.
Padme: Can you do that thing I like when we're at the senate meeting today
Anakin: you know I can force lick a pussy like no other baby
Padme: Fuck I love that Jedi Head
Someone who masterbates to Star War's characters, such as Princess Leia.
Dude I have a friend named Jacobo, I think he is a Jedi Jerker
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To use extacy, LSD and mushrooms at the same time.
Jedi flipping requires a lot of mind control and should not be attempted by many.
Holy fuck, that hippy is trippin some mad balls
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