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(n.)A war taking place approximately 14 light years above what we now know as Jerusalem. The war is as gruesome as it is distant as it is in space.
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(v.) The act of punching a rabbi in the nose.
“Hey you hear about that Space Battle of Jerusalem?”
“Oy vey, that meshuggener didn’t know what hit ‘em.”
A way to acknowledge awesomeness. Like saying "Awesome!" - just better.
Dude 1: Oh my god, last night when I came home from town I had some badass midnight munchies, you know what I did?
Dude 2: No dude, what did you do!?
Dude 1: I went to the fridge.. opened it.. and in it I found two steaks and half a chocolate-cake! Such loot!
Dude 2: Sweet juices of Jerusalem, I must say, that is some badass loot for the serious muncher!
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sandles that arabs , and middleastern people wear , deserts + sand = jerusalem sand slappers
could be anyone in flip flops and sandles tooo
get on his jerusalem sand slappers
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A phrase lamenting that sometimes things go your way, and sometimes they do not. A proverbial shrug of the shoulders and a humble acceptance that we do not possess the power to control everything and we must be content to let the chips fall where they may.
Contrary to the vernacular... it has nothing to do with the region pertaining to Jerusalem or any other aspect of Jewish culture. Just a play on words people.
Guy: Fuck man, I took two subways and a cab to get this show and all the tickets are sold out.
Unsympathetic Friend: Eh, you win some, Jerusalem. Fuck it, let's go bowling.
Friend 1: How's it going with that new chick... the one with the bug eyes, cute tits and pompadour?
Friend 2: Eh, turns out she's got a lot of baggage and has a biting case of Baby Rabies
Friend 1: Damn, that sucks.
Friend 2: What are you gonna do?... You win some, Jerusalem.. right?
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Pronouns used by gay men and closeted trans
"Did you know Joshuas pronouns are Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem"
"Dude... that's slang for closested gay men.. hes gay."
"Dont misgender Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem!"
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When your fucking a girl from behind then finish on her ass, then you grab some Zatar and throw that shit on her like Emerile Lagasse(BAM), after that shit is spread around and sticks you raise both your hands, palms facing her, and smack that ass as hard as you can so that both cheeks on her ass jiggle and become red. When the jiggling commences you must scream Mavel Tov to complete the act.
So I met this girl on Birthright and within 3 days into the trip I had her in my hotel room doing the Jerusalem jiggle.
Swedish confused waitress medurs up starters and spilled the soup on a already deliverd egg-starter and voilà the artichoke soupe on eggs was discovered as a fucked up dish without any fucking flavour you would want, the guest was chocked but hey the texture was lovely with egg yolk and soup. Eat your soup Fanny! 2021-11-23 Dalarö
Can I please have the egg-starter.
Sure, if you want me to pour Jerusalem artichoke soup on your egg starter.
Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs