when you slam on your breaks to look at the hot jogger going down the street resulting traffic to jam up.
dude i was driving along and the guy driving in front of me caused a jogger jam. but damn that chick was hot.
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Somebody with extreme kinetic/mental multitasking abilities who can write and send text messages to others while jogging on a treadmill.
"Did that girl text you back?"
"Yeah, she said she's on the treadmill"
"Ah, she's one of those texter joggers."
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Any moment where you feel the overwhelming urge to kill yourself.
“Call the suicide hotline. He’s having a Jogger Jo-ment”
Someoneone you know and used to describe a situation of fast movement. also can be used as a holla to friends across a room,
alright jogger J, jogger J jones whats happening..JOGGER J!!
The jogger string love heart
Is special because he/she has gone through the pain of making it perfect for there girl/boy
Hey babe send me a picture of your jogger strings in a shape of a love heart
What like the jogger string love heart of course ‘Image sent’
Love you too babe
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Joggers who jog to be noticed and go out of their way to make sure you notice them.
God John is such a alpha jogger
Light hearted phrase describing standardbred horses used in harness racing. Term is derived from the goofy gait pacers and trotters exhibit when pulling their sulkies.
Those jiggy joggers leaving the starting gate ain't worth the glue they're soon to become