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Doc: today is March 9 2004
My mum: I'm about to bear
Give your bf/gf/lover a hickey on March 9 or else you don't actually love them and you have to break up with them
the day where the prettiest and most talented person was born. min yoongi.
omg it’s march 9, yoongi legend
Have e-sx with your partner day
"Hey, wanna have e-sx?"
"no"
"It's March 9 tho"
"Oh shit"
The day that legends land on earth with all the awesomeness and the greatest talents that they have.
Hurray, today is the march 9. We all can celebrate the date and be happy for the landing of the legends.
The person born on this day isn't that smart, they are pretty mean also short.
p1. Hey, isn't you're birthday on March 9?
p2. Yeah
p1. No wonder why you're mean and short.
The day famous youtuber Matthew Robert Patrick (AKA "Matpat", "Game Theory", "The Game Theorists") will supposedly leave YouTube indefinitely, but not without one final theory to end on.
Matpat has been making videos since August of 2009 with his first video being Blood Brothers (Scene): Swearing on the Bible. It wouldn't be until two years later where he would make a video advertising the beginning of his Magnum Opus; Game Theory (though later it would be renamed to The Game Theorists, I think). And from this spawned four more channels with those being GTLive (2015), Film Theory (2015), Food Theory (2020), and finally Style Theory (2023).
And after this day, he will simply pass the torch on to someone else who will take over on the channel.
Person 1: "Dammit, today is March 9 2024. I'm gonna miss Matpat."
Person 2: "I know. I know."