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Literally the most unexplainably delicious foods ever created.
"Dude, wanna make some mashed potatoes"
"Hell ya man"
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Mashed Potatoes means to take a sledge hammer to a paraplegic ( missing all their limbs) smashing them to a pulp and then proceeding in having sexual intercourse with the mushy remains.
A man this morning was just arrested for mashed potatoeing* a former war veteran in an airport bathroom. *Mashed Potatoes
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The way that a person feels after engaging in sexual intercourse or after having an orgasm. This may include sleepyness, the inability to think straight, and the munchies.
That sex made me feel all mashed potatoes! I can't think straight! Hey, do we have any chex mix?
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V. Mash-Potatoing is the process of slamming a semi flacid boner, a.k.a. chub, into the lips of a vagina but not actually entering the vagina.
Billy: yeah i couldnt get it in her cuz i wasnt fully hard but we were still goin at it.
Craig: she was mash-potatoing your dick?
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When custy ass lice infested cat hair gets in ur shitty ass watered down mashed potatoes that have no flavor
These taste like cat mash potatoes they are f**Ken nasty
Gabe is a waste yute
Going "Mashed Potatoes" on someone is where you perform the act of pulling down your partner's pants, smearing mashed potatoes (any flavor will do) onto their buttocks, and "motorboating" them between the cheeks. If done correctly there will be mashed potatoes strewn about the area where the act had taken place.
Tom: "Check out that girl in the yoga pants", Earl: "Oh yeah, if I had the chance I'd be going mashed potatoes on her all day"
ussually a sick prank. when one is dared by another employee to cover themselves in mashed potatoes and run naked past there fat potato hungry co worker
timmy dared jimmy to run pasted diane coverd in mashed potatoes knowing he would get a very uncomfortable mashed potato ride
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