When screaming 'Oh Geez' while cuming instantaneously on her as she pulls down on your SpongeBob underwear.
I won't be doing a Morty this time!
Omg Jessica, did he do a Morty on you ?
A dead racoon on the side of the highway in various states of rigor.
My god did you see all the cooner mortis on the road today?
Did you see Beyond Mortis last night? Yeah I got wasted at their show and got laid by some fine assed big titted slut.
Check out that band. Yeah they are Beyond Mortis, my ear pussies got fucking railed by their music.
Would you like any water sir, fuck no that shit is for toilets, cant you see we are Beyond Mortis.
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a good ass show, u better be watching it,
You can thank me later.
rick and morty is good asf
srsly, that shit is the best
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A show
Only people with a high IQ will be able to understand Rick and Morty.
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when you let a mentally ill teenage girl get too much attention, they can be called a mortis/Necrofilic.
damn that girl larping as a cult leader online, what a mortis/Necrofilic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Something that is very stiff and hard to move.
It seems Stewie wee wee, has been stricken with rigor mortis.
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