mushy purples

the form that some natural breasts take on after the miracle of childbirth. The phenomena was first defined and investigated in detail by Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Moms House Podcast.

I can be identified when the nipples and areola swell and take on a purple colored hue. They first swell up hard, then become mushy and point down.....then they stay down.

Jean had to go to a specialty store to find a properly fitting bra to hold her big mushy purples.

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Mushi Mu

Mushi Mu is the cute, fluffle, FAUX-FURRY mascot for ActFur on air.

He is often seen listening to music on his cool stereo headphones and noming on bacon.

Not a fox, nor a bunny, cat OR dog.... Mushi Mu iz a;

FAUX-FURRY!!!

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mushy-gushy

To be very affectionate. Often to the point of disgusting other people.
Normally used for couples who call each other "honey", "sweetheart", "pumpking" or similar words

Honey, we are so mushy-gushy in the mornings.

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mushy squash

Guys that are left that no one else wants according to Alison Dilaurentes from Pretty Little Liars

Emily- "I don't want to end up with Mushy squash"
Paige McCullers- "Are you drunk?"

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Mushi Slaken

Another more unfamiliar (secretive) way of saying pussy licking or eating of the Vagina

"Dude i slaked that Mushi all night last night" or "Dude she got on to me for Mushi slaken another girls Mushi"

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mushy shatass

When a person shits in thier wetsuit while paddleing a surfboard out to the line up

Peter gambled and lost, and thus has mushy shatass

Mushi fucked

When the Japanese start going mushi mushi after the kkk arrive.

My stomach won't digest this mushy meat and now I am being mushi fucked.

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