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Newark valley, or nerk valley is one of the most redneck towns around, we love our cousins, and you can probably get away with shooting your neighbors cat because they probably have to many, if you don’t drive a lifted, rusted, early 2,000’s truck you are most likely thought of as “retarded”. Most kids in Nerk valley high school walk around with dip cans in their back pocket and a spit bottle in the other. If you walk into the bathrooms in between periods or even in the middle then there will most likely be 20 kids in there ripping 50 nic. And you’d better take a rip or you’ll be thought of as a snitch and you’ll probably get beat up
Let’s go to Newark valley because I haven’t seen my cousin in awhile and I wanna show her how much I missed her 😉
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An interesting school in New Jersey which focuses on racial diversity (except for black people, there are only a few of them)and academics. The population is about 65-70% white, 10% indian, 20% jewish, 10%black, 7% asian, 3% other. While most of the students strive for academic excellence and extracurricular focuses, some just dont. These few are classified as mistakes and the school recognizes they exist. A few prominent members of the faculty include a fantastic principal, a drunk pe teacher, a "hawt" health teacher and a hippie math teacher.
Newark Academy's mens tennis team just raped us.
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One of the three campus's of Rutgers University. A potential elite campus, if the New Brunswick campus didn't hog all the money and spend it on a crappy football team, a mass busing system, and grossly inflated salaries.
Rutgers-Newark would be a great University if it broke away from the useless parts of the system.
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Newark Valley, NY is a small town located some what near Binghamton, NY. The town consists of a population with roughly 500 people and 4 last names. Yet still the population of domesticated animals and firearms is far higher that. If you haven't heard of this town, your cousin probably has.
"Why you talking so fine of your cousin? You must be from Newark Valley!"
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The fee you pay to homeless people when entering and leaving Newark, New Jersey.
Guy1- "Man I'm tired of paying my newark-toll."
Guy 2-"Why? Has it gotten bad lately?"
Guy1-"Yeah! It's almost $8 a day."
A prestigious, highly ranked, private school in Livingston, NJ. Though less well known than other private institutions in NJ, NA is a very good, college-prep motivated 6-12 academy. Ranked #3 in NJ on Niche.com. It often competes with The Pingry School-another famous private academy in NJ.
Jack's parents were debating whether to send him to The Pingry School or Newark Academy.
DelaWHERE? Newark is a small cluster of houses with a huge college problem. With 1 McDonnalds in a 10 mile radius, you should get the picture. Besides going and "hanging out" on Main Street, theres nothing to do. And the only thing to do on Main St is buy XTC and shitty Marijuana. Delaware doesn't have any good drugs... neither does Newark.
Newark is also home to The University of Delaware. Also known as the "Party college". Freshman walk around every day of the week looking for parties to attend, and cheat their way through class. Note: If you're a girl... always make sure you have extra condoms on hand.
Person from New York City: Hey bro, where ya from?
Newark resident: I'm from Newark, DE.
NY Person: Newark New Jersey?
Newark resident: No no... Delaware. It's south of New Jersey.
NY Person: Oohhh! You mean Maryland?
Newark resident: Uhh, no. It's a State between New Jersey and Maryland.
NY Person: What you smoking crakka?
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