Mary: Hey, it's November 1st....come on in!
jack: SURE!
Its no nut November
Guy 1: Hey did you know this is the beginning of no nut November 1st
Guy 2: Oh no I don't think I will last
I fucked my homies without socks because itβs November 1st
National start putting up Christmas stuff and just skip Thanksgiving (except you still get the food)
Me: its november 1st
My family: ππ
ππ
National Pillow fight day Where you get a pillow and hot the closest person
*hits with pillow* "Hey why'd you do that?" " Because it's November 1st!"
Today is the day where all boys are going to share their feelings to anyone they want
Person(specifically boy): Hey, I just wanted to say you smell like a bAkA
Person(anyone):β¦.
What
Person(the boy):Itβs November 1st