Number one gun!

Usually said by greasy men with rats tails and track pants. Number one gun indicates that the person being called said name either got some 'hawt' girl or has a 'sick' subaru his mum bought for him with their kebab shop profit

Heard Steve got with his 3rd cousin the other week, number one gun! keeping it in the family!

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number one asshole

Phrase to describe a super asshole. The biggest asshole ever. A complete jerk. Class clown. Often stated as a question.

Jr. High Woodshop Class

Me: ( Making faces at Martinez who just got in trouble. )
Mr. Criner to me: You trying to be number one asshole around here?!

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number one gasser

The sweetest guy in the world. He'll always bring your day up no matter how sad you are.

Sean is the number one gasser.

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Brother Number One

A self absorbed closet case who reveals his ignorance at every turn

Have you seen the definitions suggested by "Brother Number One" he is such a closet case.

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public enema number one

Very similar to "public enemy number one"; perhaps a little worse (how much worse can it get?!?)

Jayden is public enema number one for stealing the food from the foodbank and throwing it into a burning dipsty dumpster!!! Man, what a class A-1 prick!!!

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make it so, Number One

Taken from Star Trek: TNG where Picard is always telling Number One to Make It So.

1. Go ahead and do it.

2. Enough talk, do it already.

3. Answering to the affirmative.

"Hey, I was wondering if I can try leading the meeting today?"
"Make it so, Number One"

"Can I go out for lunch?"
"Make it so, Number One"

"Can I go out for go to the bathroom?"
"Make it so, Number One"

"Can I reboot the server?"
"Make it so, Number One"

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safety is number one priority

A phrase often used by a youtuber named CrazyRussianHacker

"Whats up everybody welcome back to my laboratory where safety is number one priority"

- CrazyRussianHacker

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