Oat Bro

Slang term to describe males who respect women and lack all unnecessary masculine qualities such as misogyny or no self-awareness, therefore the other alpha males are easily triggered and think it is unacceptable.
Oat Bro thinks tofu is pretty bomb and usually prefers oat (occasionally almond) milk over soy milk.
Sometimes goes by the nickname "Tofu fella".

Kurtis Conner is such an Oat Bro. He's in his long term relationship only because he has a blue check.

Oats one

Is a pussy aka toy who is all talk and can run up anytime bitch

Look at that faggot oats one

oat soda

beer, esp. cheap beer

I'll have another oatsoda, Gary.

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Urinal Oats

Noun: During a heavy night of drinking at a bar, the perpetrator thinks he needs to relieve himself and once he gets to the men's room he pukes into the urinal, leaving it for the next guy to view what appears to be "Urinal Oats"cereal.

Ed the bartender is not very happy that he needs to clean up the urinal oats left behind by Earl, the lightweight drunk.

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fucking oats

Kiwi slang for a strong agreement to a statement made by another.

more than likely a barstadisation, or poor translation from the Australian term "Fucking Oath"

Me: The new kiwi flag looks like crap

You: Fucking Oats

Ball & Oats

The romantic act of bringing your partner breakfast in bed but placing your testicles on the breakfast tray next to, or in, a bowl of porridge or cereal.

Wife: "I wanted a nice breakfast and you bring me Ball & Oats?!"

Husband: "I'm sorry but that's M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E, the method of modern love."

Wife: "I want a divorce."

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Hall and Oates

Two sexiest men ever, that produced the best music to come out of the 80's.Greatest song is "Out of touch" and the best live song is "Mrs.Jones".

All right Hall and Oates, turn this shit up and make out with me.

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