Cake is in the oven

The job has been completed.

Fat Rick: Odelay holmes! The cake is in the oven!

Buho: Cake? What fuckin' cake?

Fat Rick: You know, the cake is in the oven!

Buho: Huh?

Fat Rick: Remember what Huesos told you! Well, the dope car was just dropped outside that shitty dive bar!

Buho: Hey bro, I thought we weren't supposed to actually say that!

Fat Rick bitch slaps Buho.

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Dutch Oven

Lying on your back in bed on a cold winter morning, fill the covers with your own hot gasses. Arrange the sheets in such a way as to create a flue or exhaust channel towards your significant other. Simultaneously lift both arms straight up slowly to draw in more air. Finally, let the covers fall rapidly to expel a rush of hot gasses (and BO) up the flue toward your unsuspecting loved one.

Historically, "Dutch Ovens" were preheated brick cooking ovens in which the heated bricks constructing the walls would do the cooking. This modern adaptation approximates the warm rush of heat and aromas that blast you in the face when opening an oven door.
Don't forget to declare "dutch oven" and remember; practice makes perfect.

After my last Dutch Oven, I find myself sleeping alone.

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Danish Oven

When your dog farts in the bed, then gets under the covers to get away from his own smell, leaving you to deal with it. The inverse of the Dutch oven.

Christ, Homer just gave us the Danish Oven

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Snutch Oven

noun, verb: Based on the term dutch oven, to fart underneath the covers. It is the act of farting beneath your Snuggie, the blanket with sleeves, then pulling the Snuggie over your head forcing yourself to smell it.

"You know you love the smell of your own flatulence, you're always giving yourself a snutch oven."

"The only reason I would ever wear something as lame as the Snuggie is just so I could eat beans and snutch oven myself."

Bakers Oven

Another word for 'hotbox' (To smoke weed in a confined, closed space.)

Oli: Yo, ive skinned up

James: Sweet, lets take it to the bakers oven
Oli: Hell yeah

Wet oven

Wet oven is a way of warming up to get out of bed on a cold morning by going under your blankets and having a wank. Similar to a Dutch oven but not quite. (Make sure there is no gaps for the warm air to escape)

Feeling a bit chilly this morning, I think it's time for a wet oven

Bun in the Oven

Pregnant. The idiom bun in the oven refers to pregnancy. The “bun” is the baby, and the “oven” is the mother's womb. Perhaps it alludes to the warmth and shelter the mother's womb provides.

Teacher: "Kids, I have a Bun in the Oven"
Kids: "YAY, I WANT A BUN! GIMME"
Teacher: "I'm Pregnant."
Kids: "AW I WANTED BUNS!"

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