N64 Palms

Occurs when playing Nintendo 64.
Specifically during a game where you are required to move the joystick clockwise or counterclockwise very quickly and use your palm instead of one dinky finger. This results sometimes in the formation of calluses, and definitely uncomfortable pain for the next few days.
Most common cause: Mario Party mini-games (cast aways, tug o' war, deep sea divers...ect)

Jon: Hey you want to go throw the baseball?
Adam: No, I have fucking N64 Palms because i was playing Mario Party for 3 hours yesterday.
Jon: So did I.
Adam: But you used your thumb for tug o' war you pussy, i used my palms and thats why i won, but now my N64 Palms kill like a mofo.

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ghetto palm

Ailanthus Altissima, a tree that is commonly found growing in abandoned lots and around poorly-maintained properties. When young, looks somewhat like a palm tree, with a long trunk with a tuft of leaves at the top.

A grove of ghetto palms were growing out of the cracks in the asphalt around the old parking lot.

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flatpack-palm

A painful condition - sometimes lasting many days - that often appears halfway through the attempted assembly of flatpack furniture. It can be avoided with the use of an electric screwdriver.

When I made my son's new bed - by the time I'd got 15 screws in, I had flatpack palm - it wrecked !

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palm trees

to roll and then hit one or multiple blunts

so much grounds, unzip the bag, dip in my hand, then i palm trees-Flatbush Zombies

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stink palm

-The act of picking your butt and shaking someone's hand
-The act of farting on your hand and then shaking someone's hand
-The act of wiping your recently-shat-on ass with your hand and then shaking someone's hand

That disgusting bastard stinkpalmed me right after he took a shit.

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palm sunday

when you can't get any sex on sunday, so you have to grease up your palm and have your own palm sunday!

" Guess I ain't gettin' pussy today. Looks like it's gonna be another palm sunday!" :(

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gamer palm

An internal pain of the palm, caused by contact with a mousepad from playing computer games for extended periods of time.

I have gamer palm from playing too much Counter-Strike.