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after having sex with you partner doggy style, spit on her back, your partner, thinking you have ejaculated, turns around while you then shoot your wad on her face, thus giving her a lazy eye.
Sara was pissed at John when he gave her a pearl harbor
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1. one of the worst disasters in US history.
2. one of the worst movies in history period.
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When you are home alone intentionally being anti- social, enjoying alone time most likely masturbating excessivley or scarfing down family size doritos and binge watching netflix with your phone off or just completley ignoring the outside world... Of course this level of euphoric living is always interrupted by obnoxious friends who just show up uninvited and change the outcome of your day. Its a hardcore sneak attack when you are least expecting it and has dramatic impact on your quality of life hence "pearl harbor".
Yea so i was watching the best porno on my new 70 inch in hd yesterday afternoon and mark totally pearl harbored me. Couldnt finish after that n was left with blue balls for the rest of the day. Brutal
"Yo dude u cant just be pearl harboring me like that, thats fucked up"
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To have been the victim of a sneak attack.
Jimmy so Pearl Harbored Paul when he hit him upside the head from behind.
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thats where a guy lays back and the girl blows the hell out of him
no example needed for this action
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To be screwed by one's Asian peers.
Janey: Tao and Mao crashed my car after I let them borrow it.
Raney: Yah, they pulled a pearl harbor!
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When an Asian walks in on you unexpectedly or un-announced with total surprise to you.
Roommate 1: "Dude, I totally got Pearl Harbored by the Asian guy next door when I was using the bathroom."
Roommate 2: "Isn't that like the second time this week?"
Roommate 1: "Ya, I didn't even see it coming."
Roommate 2: "Today is a day that will live in infamy."
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