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Another word for porn if you dont want people to know what youre talking about or youre not allowed to swear bwcause youre too young
I was watching some poop with the boys last night
I just found the hottest gay furry poop
Well, who in the name of the lord would randomly look up poop in the urban dictionary? Well, if you seriously don't know what poop is, you asked for it. Poop is something that comes out of your butt a short while after you eat. Its brown and squishy. Ok, that's enough, bye.
Guy 1: Hey dude, I gotta poop
Guy 2: alright, go. But be quick!
Guy 1: ok. *goes to the bathroom to poop*
A carefully crafted acronym from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Krusty Krab Training Video:
P-eople
O-rder
O-ur
P-atties.
{Narrator}: Looks like Mr. SquarePants understands POOP. {scene cuts to a customer walking up to Squidward} Here's a typical customer. I wonder what he wants. Well, if we just remember POOP, we can figure it out.
{Harold}: I'd like to order- (screen freezes to a quiz)
{Narrator}: Do you think he wants to order:
A: A sofa,
B: An expensive haircut, or
C: A patty?
{Harold}: One patty please.
{Narrator}: Ah, POOP! You never let us down!
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a funny word your 3 year old son will interject into ANY conversation you are having regardless of it's content.
I love this poopy new dinner.
I'm gonna give you poop kisses because I love you so much.
I have a funny poop poop a doop thing to say to you, mom.
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When you are smoking weed and some of the weed goes into your mouth.
Jim had a loose blunt, so when he inhaled he got pooped on.
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poop is the random big lump of brown(maybe even baby green depending on what u ate) that can explode out of your ass making a nasty sound. its like a kick to your ass but the other way around!
Boy: mommy, my butt feels like it's just exploded!
Mom: Don't worry, that's just called poop. They come in many shapes, sizes, and colors!
Boy: Cool! I want another one!
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