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Port-Abort, or portable abortion, otherwise known as the Dyson Vaccum, is an abortion solution invented and popularized by James Dyson with the goal of sucking your shit off the floor when it accumulates to the point the FBI stages an investigation on your house due to the suspicion they could find a historical monument buried under it. Theres an on button and an off one. You know what to do.
Person 1: Hey, I think I need an abortion.
Person 2: Go grab the Port-Abort. You can do it.
A very isolated rich waterfront town on the wealthy north shore in Nassau County, Long Island. Only 45 mins from NYC also,known as the capital of the world. Port is the most diverse ethnicaly town compare,to other north shore towns like; Manhasset, Great Neck, Roslyn etc etc. Very wealthy, a lot,of rich people and old money in this town. Many,movies and scenes has been shot here like; The Great Gatsby, The Wolf of wall street, meet the fosters, and The Godfather just to name a few.Very calm and quiet. Theres a lot of Lanborghinis, Mazeratis, Ferraris, Porche, Bmw, Mercedes, and Fancy antique cars strolling all,over town once the weather warms up. Great School District. Schreiber High school is the 118th best high school in the country. a lot of fun teachers that grew up here in port. Very funny and actually,knows how to keep the class go by fast. Very passionate about learning and it,doesn't feel,like going to school,is a burden. The teachers even wrestle Once a year. The teachers are even all,over youtube. Fun yet very competitive school that has a big diverse student body that are very intelligent and usually end up attending elite ivy league schools. The middle school don't get me started! The only school in the country that banned balls. Due to many kids are getting hurt. The town even have wolves and foxes wandering around through port, and the Sands Point Preserve. Overall nice town, also known as having the best branch on the LIRR!!!.
Port Washington has a bunch of rich people that happen to work on wall street.
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also known as Pot Elgin, a small town with a few awesome people. Filled with hicks and red necks that ride John Deer tractores through Main Street and down the highway. Has a wicked awesome beach and cool sunsets. Great for a romantic redneck vacation including bowling, dirtbiking, and hide and seek in the sketchy woods. Watch out for rapists....
The rail trail bridge has just been burnt down in Port Elgin....again...
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Located in South Australia Pirie is a thriving community which leads the way in culture and arts. Browse its many drinking establishments to be witness to carefree nature of the average Pirie citizien as he or she takes their freedom of speech to isolate and defame his or her fellow Australian
A place where your car and skin colour determines your outcome in life
A where men and woman can have multiple partners at any given time
A place where homosexaulity is only acceptable if you are female
A place where a grade 10 education will get you everywhere
A place where SACE certificates get you out
A place where Chinese people are considered martial arts artists
anyone from another country is considered exotic and in need of learning the "ozzie way"
Racism in Pirie is unacceptable (when directed at non minority groups people (Anglo Australians 90% majority)
CITY OF OPPORTUNITY, to be racist, redneck, socially backward, ignorant, a bogan, and depressed
ALSO NOTE PIRIE IS MULTICULTURAL IN HOW IT GOES ABOUT JUDGING ITS OWN CITIZENS AND WILL MAKE SURE THAT PEOPLE FROM CLASS DIFFERENCE WILL ALSO BE NOTABLY HARASSED AND SUBJECTED TO BACKWARD THINKING REMARKS
COLORFUL PORT PIRIE LANGUAGE INCLUDES
ABBO-Anyone you dont like
BOONG-Anyone you dont like
WIGGA-Anyone you dont like
GOOK-Anyone you dont like
WOG-Anyone you dont like
SENTENCE EXAMPLE: "oh yeah i got lunch at the gook shop then driving over in my statesman to get boong drunk with the boys"
(notice the lack of originality, see year 10 education)
A town in Ulster County, New York. Such a shitty little town, I had to make the definition for it just now because nobody's ever heard of it. Even people who live in Port Ewen have never heard of the place. Contains a Chinese take out restaurant, marina, pharmacy, and that's about it.
You: "I'm from Port Ewen."
Friend: "Where?"
You: "I don't even know, man."
Kinda like a Bremelo...referring to unattractive women that frequent or reside in Port Orchard, WA with the intent or inclination to pursue relations with US Naval personnel stationed there. She can frequently be distinguished by, but are not limited to, women wearing satin jackets with ship names on them or having noticeably half-permed hairstyles.
That chick is too fat to be a Bremelo.. she's a Port Orca.
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The city of Savannah, Georgia. home of the late great Camoflauge (greatest rapper out the south), pure pain records, and current rapper Roam Bad Daddy. learn about it, DJ B-Lord! also known as seaport, c-pawt, and down by tha river.
C-port city till the day that i day, until then i drank hen, smoke weed and get high
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