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The simultaneous penetration of a woman's vagina, anus and mouth.
She is up for any position so long as she gets an airtight seal.
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Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
'I broke the seal in the Flapper and Firkin bogs, after that there was no stopping me"
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A gravy SEAL is a person either belonging to a militia group or has an unhealthy obsession with the military, guns, and anti-government views, but was never actually in the military due to either being grossly out of shape, mentally unfit, or just too dumb to function. Years of dead end jobs and poor diet have made white, middle aged men very upset. Some express that anger through squeezing into a paintball vest that sits just above their beer gut, and sit in the woods to shoot beer cans and talk about how they'll protect THE GREAT US of A from the evil hippies that love ISIS, hate Jesus, and probably have satanic rituals to sacrifice kids they keep held in a DC pizza shop.
Although a term of mockery, Gravy SEALs should be taken seriously, as they are deluded AND have access to copious amounts of arms, and plenty of just as delusional friends to back them up. They may be fat, unhealthy, conspiracy nuts, but they have real guns.
Tl;dr - military wannabe LARPers, but with actual guns.
Ex: I was going to eat lunch at Chapman park, but apparently the gravy SEALs have been deployed there for some rally.
Ex: Those guys are so spineless. They stamp and holler and threaten to send in their gravy SEALs, but then decide to cancel and whimper about it being unsafe.
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The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes
Damn dude, I shouldn't have broken the seal because now I have to piss every ten minutes.
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when you make your bitch eat a mouthful of goldfish while getting anally penetrated. She will flop and moan like that of a seal.
"I heard andrew made Kendall a hungry seal for breakfast..."
"Yeah man...I heard her flopping around and shit."
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When one waits till their partner is sleeping, then sneaks in to motorboat them. Works better with a female partner, but can be deemed acceptable if you swing the other way as well.
I snuck into her room like a Navy Seal, and proceeded to motorboat her in her sleep. I gave her a Seal Boat.