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HBONow and Settle Down

In the same vein as Netflix and Chill and Hulu and Commitment, HBONow and Settle Down is for people ready to get married. As HBONow contains more mature content and sophisticated dramas, it is the premiere streaming / on-demand service for those who have fully reached adulthood. Furthermore, it is for those who have reached the economic vitality needed to secure a lifelong commitment from another person, as it is the most expensive of the popular streaming / on-demand services.

Person A: We started off Netflix and Chilling years ago. Now she wants to HBONow and Settle Down.
Person B: Get a prenup, bro.

by jasonwilliams55 November 7, 2015


settle your squid

A term meaning calm the heck down. Comes from the strange yet awesome actions of a one in a million teacher.

On line, term is known as SyS

the squid is the attack of un-humanly restraint that the receiver of the comment is currently acting upon.

Settle your squid, man.

by shadowgirl..... and friend August 13, 2010

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settle your tits

When a person is overreacting in a situation where it is completely unwarranted, one can be told to settle their tits. A phrase used to let someone know that they need to settle down.d

A - What the fuck ref?! Crosby's being a pussy!

B - Dude, settle your tits. Giroux's gonna knock him on his ass.

by Briere48 September 11, 2012

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Operation Settle Down

When you realize that you have not had a steady relationship in ages. Your only encounters with the opposite or same sex is through sloppy weekends. When you have hooked up with more than two individuals within a week or even one night you might want to consider triggering an OSD alert. Operation Settle Down will go into effect and you will try to dedicate your time and attention solely to that one individual.

A. "Dude you triggered an OSD with Sam last weekend but i saw you making out with Jen last night"

B. "Yeah i know i barely lasted one day."

A. " gawd you are a whore, so Operation Settle Down was a fail"

by el capitΓ‘n asobrab July 27, 2010


Settle for a field goal

To take a quick shit before you do something

β€œStart without me I’m gonna settle for a field goal”

by SugarSmacks! October 20, 2017


settle down esmeralda

an esmeralda is defined as a horny person; used in this way as a sarcastic comment

In "that 70s Show" Hyde tells Eric to settle down Esmeralda when he gets outraged by the fact that Steven and Jackie were making out.

by Rachel H June 27, 2008

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Waiting for the dust to settle.

As many think of today for some atmospheric clearance of waiting for the dust to settle, it is actually a moment for grief. That time shared and spent during the moments of having someones ashes and the distance it takes till that dust settles to move on.

Sad Joan recently lost her beloved dog. A pet she was always walking everyday, seen by everyone, and spoken to as their nearest and dearest.

Having a cremation for her long lost pet, she carefully placed the ashes upon her mantle piece.
Each day as her closest friends paid their respectful concerns, as they were waiting for the dust to settle. Then the days were becoming brighter again.

by Long Johns October 4, 2014

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