sewer pickle

The titanic of the toilet!! Big over sized turd, held together with Ass Jell-O, corn chunks and fibers, as if was a male sporting its feathers to make you stare at its beauty. The most dominating of the turd family. This turd is by design hard to choke down the toilet and sometimes needs a “coat hanger” to break it up before the big sewer trip

OMG!!! Who shanked the big turd? That’s not a turd sweet heart, that's a Sewer Pickle. This is sure to get you some attention from the wife, a high five and a big congrats among friends

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sewer butt

The term used when you have excessive gas and/or bowel movements that smells like raw sewage.

Man I have such a sewer butt I can't stop farting and shiting!!!
Guy 1 : damn you stink!!!
Guy 2 : sorry I have a bad case of the sewer butt!!!

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Sewer Kid

Someone who does not shower for days on end and/or does not wear deodorant ever. They will then most deffinately smell like the sewer.

Man, did you smell Adam? He smells like a Sewer Kid.

Sewer Steak

Resembling mashed together modeling clay. The firmest member of the fecal family. Most often identified with having to be broken with a ruler or stick to properly dispose of. Known for it's painful, rectal stretching properties. Distinguished by its mottled color, similar to a marblized, aged uncooked steak. Brought on by an high fat, "tavern diet".

"after three hours at the bar, eating cheese curds, beer and that double cheeseburger, I went home and left a nasty Sewer Steak....."

"I hate it when Bob comes over.....he always leaves a Sewer Steak floating in the bowl."

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Sewer Snake

A windy shit that looks like a snake that gets flushed into the public sewer system

Will Meeks: Look at this shit, Mike!
Mike King: Wow, bro, thats a nice sewer snake you gonna flush! Take a pic of that one.

sewer rep

One who has the social graces of a mule,and the personality of a wet mop who works in customer service who clearly should not be ;and/or a shitty customer service rep

That guys a car salesman,...yeah whatever. Hes a fuckin sewer rep!

sewer horse

A sewer-dwelling horse who is watching you, RIGHT NOW.

TRUST ME.

Some of you might be doubtful. "A horse? In my sewers?" Well, it's more common than you think.

How common?

Have you ever seen the movie "Aliens"? City sewers are like that, but with horses instead of aliens!

Also, remember that horses have eyes on the sides of their head, so they can stare at you without pointing their faces in your direction. DON'T BE FOOLED.

Recent scholarship has determined that sewer horse must have water- and sewage-resistant oat bags. In Willard A. Paul's seminal 1914 book on the sewer horse, it was recorded that "horses, like men, fear the unknown - a long, cold night - Bess is poisoned - my master goes to jail."

And that remains as true today as it was when Willard A. Price got really high and wrote it down.

"Sewer horse watches
I would like to masturbate
But he never blinks."

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