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a marker, derived from the name brand
Hey asshole get me a sharpi so i can mark this shit.
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A gothic person; dresses in all black and has white skin, like a sharpie marker.
look at that sharpie on the stage!
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An older brother that hits on his little sisters friends even though he has a girlfriend.
God your brother is such a sharpy!
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A piece of snot in your nose that you cultivate, usually whilst in the Australian outback or somehwere with exceptionally high amounts of dust which soon becomes a hard stalactite-like beast that typically stabs your nostril when you flare or aqueexe your nostrils.
Once picked they can be used in competitions to see who has lasted the longest with their sharpy.
"I gotta get this sharpy out, feels like a katana in my nostril"
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NOUN or ADJECTIVE A construction in which one artificially extends, exaggerates, or otherwise expounds upon the length, width, breadth, or height of something, either physical or non-physical. Sometimes used to disguise, cover-up, or attempt to explain a proven falsehood.
Origin: Donald Trump's Hurricane Dorian presentation in the Oval Office on 9/4/2019, where a black Sharpie was used to extend the NHC's cone projection over part of the state of Alabama, in an attempt to justify/explain an erroneous Tweet.
As an adjective: In an effort to make the company look solvent, Tom employed a blatant Alabama Sharpie technique in his diagram at the board meeting today.
As a noun: The quarterback had been officially listed as six-foot-one, but he decided to pull an Alabama Sharpie and told reporters that he was actually six-four.
Give up on a losing argument or a bad person
"I'm still waiting for the GOP to drop the sharpie and quit defending Trump's f-ups and crimes."
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