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deriving from SNAFU (Situation Normal: All Fucked Up). When a girl accidentally enters a slutty situation.
I didn't intend on sleeping with him, it was a Slu-fu.
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When someone fakes having H1N1 to get out of going somewhere they don't want to go, like work or school
Al: "Hey Matt, where's Jon?"
Matt: "He called in and said he couldn't come to work today cuz he had H1N1."
Al: "That's weird. He seemed fine when we went to the bar last night."
Matt: "That faker. He's not sick. He only has Fwine Slu."
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1) the feeling you have when you've hooked up with the same person before but you dont remember because you were too drunk
2) slowly remembering your drunk hook ups as the day progresses after you've been blacked out
1) Had deja slu last night with Rob, remember we hooked up in highschool?
2) Jane: Omg I totally have deja slu, I vaguely remember hooking up with Joe
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That bitch gave 10 randoms dome, but when i went out with her she wouldnt suck my dick what a d slu.
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a place where there are a lot of sluts
You, this here is slu central
ohh word?
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"Oh g no you ditint, i will merc you bruv, you are abou a geh slu init bruv!
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When an alcoholic male decides that while he drinks he likes to accomplish other tasks such as watching porn, facebooking females and blasting music. This 230 lb male will set up shop with three computers and two 24-packs of Keystone Light. The first computer is for porn and thus is placed directly in front of the male, the second computer, which is to his right, is for facebook and the third computer, which is to his left, is for music (most likely Lady Gaga mixed in with 3 straight power hours).
Note: this event takes place in the RA's room and once completed a pizza delivery (the act of stciking for dick into a pizza box and opening up the flop once the customer answers the door) occurs at the neighboring dorms.
Hamilton: Yo man what you trying to get into tonight?
Poopy: Fuck bro im trying to drink!
Hamilton: I feel ya but I'm on duty and I got mad homework to do.
Poopy: You mind if I use your room to booze since my tv and computer are already up there....I think I'm going to partake in some SLU Multi-tasking.
Hamilton: O god, just don't blow a load on my desk
3 Hours Later
Hamilton & Frankfurt: Wow dude you look fucked up!
Poopy: I'M HAMMERED! I jacked off twice already and pissed off 10 girls on facebook cause I told 'em I hate school and I play on the Lax team.
Hamilton & Frankfurt: You have some fucking issues man!
Poopy: Yo that's fucked up bro! I can't wait to do the pizza delivery later to Johnny!
Hamilton: Yo man what you trying to get into tonight?
Poopy: Fuck bro im trying to drink!
Hamilton: I feel ya but I'm on duty and I got mad homework to do.
Poopy: You mind if I use your room to booze since my tv and computer are already up there....I think I'm going to partake in some SLU Multi-tasking.
Hamilton: O god, just don't blow a load on my desk
3 Hours Later
Hamilton & Frankfurt: Wow dude you look fucked up!
Poopy: I'M HAMMERED! I jacked off twice already and pissed off 10 girls on facebook cause I told 'em I hate school and I play on the Lax team.
Hamilton & Frankfurt: You have some fucking issues man!
Poopy: Yo that's fucked up bro! I can't wait to do the pizza delivery later to Johnny!