Friend Stock

The more friends a person has on Facebook, the more they are worth in regards to their "friend stock".

to acquire high friend stock, you must be friends with people. More importantly, be friends with people that have lots of friends.

"Friend Stock" is similar to the business form of stock, in that you add people who are on the rise and drop people on the downfall.

"Wow, ever since Kyle's birthday showed up on the sidebar, his friend stock has skyrocketed!"

"Too bad for Kip though, he's on the downfall ever since he friended that loser with only 2 friends"

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stock the pond

The act of squeezing off a few fresh finless brown trout into the bowl. Essential for the overall health of the ecosystem.

He hadn't shat for days, but the water would be teaming with fresh finless browns when he went to stock the pond.

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4-stocked

In the Super Smash Bros. series of fighting games, the act of being KOd four times before KOing your opponent once.

"Dude, I totally 4-stocked Ken the other day."
"Wow, you own."

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3 stocked

Being able to beat someone in super smash brothers(64, melee or brawl) with 3 stock and win without losing a stock

ito:dude you see, Z just 3 stocked me

juan:you mean he actually beat you without dying 3 times

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Getting stocks

(1) You are rapidly gaining muscle mass

or

(2) You're simply getting fat, real fast

Guy 1: E, I think I'm getting stocks.

Guy 2: Naw fool, you're just fat

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houston stock

A vehicle that has nearly every modification done to it besides power adders. Or a vehicle that is fully built to which is common with many Houston cars. Jokingly “Stock” to Houstonians in the high hp car scene.

Racer1: Hey man let’s race, what mods do you have?

Racer2: Ahh. intake,tune.“Houston stock.” ; makes 850whp

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stock market

A good way how to waste thousands of dollars if you don't know what you are doing.

I would never want to put a lot of money in the stock market

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