kid = (also kidda) friend ,mate, can be used to from a complete stranger to close family simply meaning my friend or my mate.
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man 1: i banged jill and got the worst STD in the world.
man 2: AIDS
man 1: no, kids.
man 2: i give you my sincerest condolences.
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The aftermath of a frat party after you took some X and thought you were superman so no mere mortal women could ever conceive you baby.
Trippin Boy: Listen! my sperm is like too powerful for you so like it cant get you like pregnant ya know
Drunk Girl: MMMMMMKAYYYY!!!
(12 months, 2 kids, and 3 heart attacks later)
Not so drunk mom: hey super man wheres my welfare check?
Not so trippy boy: let me just go to krypton and..... PEACE!!
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used when refering to a human entity during conversation or after performing an exceptional human entity activity, can be used in third person
Did this kid just finish his 5 page philosophy paper?
This kid just got himself a new pair of Nike Shox!
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The action of hitting something with an infant or small child
I kidded that disappointment of a child yesterday
Another way of saying "for the boys" but instead of doing it for the boys do it for the kids
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