Dual-Wield

Also known as akimbo or dual-fisting. The act of firing two guns at once, one in each hand.

A ridiculous, idiotic, and downright fucktarded practice popularized in John Woo movies and unrealistic video games like Call of Duty.

It is probably descended from the few gunhands in the old West who used two pistols. But instead of firing both at once, they would either do a Border Switch (draw two guns, empty the first one before firing the second), or a New York Reload (draw your backup piece when your weapon runs dry rather than reloading). This is because it is impossible for a human being to look through two sets of sights at once.

Therefore if you fire two guns at once, at least one of them won't be aimed at all, causing you to waste all of the ammo in that gun hitting nothing that you actually wanted to. Or you could just do it the Hollywood way and not even try to use your sights, meaning you'll just spray & pray with both weapons, waste all of your ammo, and hit everything except your target. Also, using two SMGs or automatic rifles instead of pistols doesn't make this stupidity more effective, it just makes you waste more ammo, look more retarded, and still not hit jack shit.

Dual-wield! You'll shoot lots of holes in everything EXCEPT your target, but at least you'll look cool doing it.

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dual fellatio

Two girls, one dick.

"I wanna get going, I got two girls who want to dual fellatio me."

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dual stream

Urinating with more than one stream coming out. Usually occurs in uncircumcised males, notably after a night of fornication.

"Why is there piss all over my bathroom walls?"

"Sorry dude, I was dual streaming"

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dual-hatted

Having two duties, or wearing two hats
A boss's act of giving a competent employee an additional duty because:
a) management failed to account for a pressing need while planning
or
b) the employee slated to do that job is essentially worthless, and management feels compelled to task the next guy standing with the bad employee's duties

Since a senior staff member is horrible, my boss dual-hatted me as both logistics and operations manager.

I gave a presentation on maintaining a franchise's books, so the district manager dual-hatted me as both store manager and district comptroller.

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dual-wield

(v.) To carry and use two single-hand weapons at the same time; often associated with Halo 2, although it is featured in many other FPS titles as well.

"Dude, dual-wielding magnums is like going cowboy, yo!"

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dual you

Meaning "Fuck you" in Cellular phone predictive text.

typing 3825 968 gives you "dual you", using the same characters as 'fuck you'

Typing this into your phone can be used in tons of ways!

"Dual you citag!"

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Team Duals

Team Duals- Probably the worst game match on Halo online mode. Players get to use dual wieldable weapons like SMG's,Spiker's etc...

Trueno Man: Team duals is as about as much fun as rubbing your cock with sandpaper.

GoingJoe:ROFLMAO

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