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To simultaneously penetrate both the vagina and anus with two clenched fists.
"Hey Neil, what did you get up to last night?"
"Was doin a bit of dual wielding man!"
"Playing Halo? Any headshots?"
"Nah man,I was dual wielding this girl I picked up"
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drawing and firing two weapons at once, one in each hand. most commonly takes place with pistols unless mass destruction is sought and automatic rifles or SMGs are used instead.
neo was runnin' up walls n shit when he went dual wield on their asses.
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Wielding two items at once, of any particular matter.
I dual wield swords <==|-('.')-|==>
I dual wield guns
I dual wield pencils
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The use of two weapons, one in each hand, during combat.
Can either be projectile or melee weapons.
Chow Yun Fat is most famous for dual wielding handguns in his action movies.
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1) To use two firearms at the same time. Popular in many action-oriented FPP shooters. But not the good ones like Doom, Quake or Deus Ex. Apparently rather ineffective in real life.
2) To use two one-handed melee weapons at the same time, rather than one weapon and a shield. Seen a lot in all kinds of RPGs. Probably would be effective in real life if mastered, but seems like no one ever bothered to try.
3) To stick one fist into the girl's baby hole and the other fist into her poohole.
4) To jerk off two cocks at the same time, wielding them akin to clubs or swords. A display of great multitasking, passion and ingenuity.
Much of Hungarian porn from the 1990s featured copious amounts of scenes involving dual wielding penises. Actress Michelle Wild (born Katalin Vad) was quite famous for being placed in such a setup in quite a number of scenes in her time.
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Also known as akimbo or dual-fisting. The act of firing two guns at once, one in each hand.
A ridiculous, idiotic, and downright fucktarded practice popularized in John Woo movies and unrealistic video games like Call of Duty.
It is probably descended from the few gunhands in the old West who used two pistols. But instead of firing both at once, they would either do a Border Switch (draw two guns, empty the first one before firing the second), or a New York Reload (draw your backup piece when your weapon runs dry rather than reloading). This is because it is impossible for a human being to look through two sets of sights at once.
Therefore if you fire two guns at once, at least one of them won't be aimed at all, causing you to waste all of the ammo in that gun hitting nothing that you actually wanted to. Or you could just do it the Hollywood way and not even try to use your sights, meaning you'll just spray & pray with both weapons, waste all of your ammo, and hit everything except your target. Also, using two SMGs or automatic rifles instead of pistols doesn't make this stupidity more effective, it just makes you waste more ammo, look more retarded, and still not hit jack shit.
Dual-wield! You'll shoot lots of holes in everything EXCEPT your target, but at least you'll look cool doing it.
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(v.) To carry and use two single-hand weapons at the same time; often associated with Halo 2, although it is featured in many other FPS titles as well.
"Dude, dual-wielding magnums is like going cowboy, yo!"
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