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When you want to chill at a bar but don't want to bother going up to the bar so you bring a flask because you got this
"Man, the Deuce is packed tonight..."
"Good think I came prepared... looks like its time for the 'ole Sled'Connell fake-out! Whiskey anyone?
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A girl who from a distance of fifty yards away appears to be hot, but as you continue to approach you realize that many features that you could not previously see cause her to be in fact unattractive.
Alex to Jeff as they walk to class: Dude check out that blonde girl up ahead, I'm gonna get her number.
After they walk past without stopping to talk: Ok nevermind she was just a fifty yard fake out.
When fucking a bitch from behind, you spit on her back and then she thinks you have cummed and when she turns around you bust in her face! AWWW SKEET SKEET SKEET!
"The bitch was being dumb so i did a 2 shot fake out and that shut her up, my nukka!"
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A woman that looks good at an average distance of forty yards, but upon closer inspection wouldnt get fucked by any self-respecting man. See also It.
"Holy shit! I thought she was hot, but it's a forty yard fake out."
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(V). The act of scheduling an appointment to lead your boss to believe your busy, then calling the client and canceling the meeting the night before. The Stake-Out Fake-Out is completed upon telling your boss that the client canceled the meeting themselves, thus freeing you up for maximum gym time.
Abel: Do we have a meeting tomorrow?
Derek: Yeah, but i was thinking of pulling the ole' Stake-Out, Fake-Out.
Abel: Maximum Gym Time!
Thinking someone is pretty attractive from a distance but is actually ugly up close.
"I thought she was hot when i saw her across the parking lot but fell for the 50 yard fake out when i saw her up close"
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When you're having sex, right before climax you pull out, jizz in the girl's eyes then fart in her mouth.
Johnny gave Susie a Polk County Fake-out, she couldn't see where he ran off, but she sure as hell tasted what he had for lunch.
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