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A fun loving Alien hiding in a crashed car. In West America.
Graeme Willy: You are an alien!
Paul: To you I am, yes.
Graeme Willy: Are you gonna probe us?
Paul: "Why" does everyone always assume that? What am I doing? Am I harvesting farts? How much can I learn from an ass?
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Paul is the guy im lowkey simping for even tho i have been friendzoned twice by him. he is the best person i have ever met and he makes me laugh so much. i love him so much even tho he never says it back. Paul if your reading this i like you.
Paul i like you
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That Kid from High school that randomly ask other school mates “are you a faggot?” down the hallways or in class. He then turned out to be gay himself and ended up coming out after High School.
B: Dude, is that Paul?
J: Yeah dude, he is out you know. I found him on craigslist spreading his ass and posting nudes at the M4M section.
M: isn’t that the little fucker who was asking randos in the hallways at school if they gay?
J: Yup, he moaned and squealed for more when I topped him last week. Total twink who loves dom tops. Guess his my no.4 now.
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Paul is an annoying fuck. One who is a ‘Paul’ slams tables when angry, whisper yells, and is always wrong.
OMG, Phil! Stop being such a Paul !
I’m so mad I’m gonna pull a Paul .
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A nice tall freaky guy with good instinct, always a good friend and is always willing to help or listen to anyone who needs help. brave and daring and very athletic and always puts everyone else before him a girls dream dude
wow i can’t believe i played that dude he’s such a paul, i fucked up.
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