(adj.) to be very hammered or incredibly drunk
After performing a 3 minute keg stand, Frankie was sledge-hammered.
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Ice hockey for people with a physical disability. Has the same rules as ice hockey, but with some changes. Each player uses a sledge with two skates underneath it. They move forward on the ice using two short hockey sticks with sharp metal teeth at one end and a blade on the other.
Many players are disables because they has amputated one or both of their legs, while others play because they are paralyzed.
Him: "Oh, what is that sport?"
Her: "It's sledge hockey. Like ice hockey for people with disabilities!"
Him: "It looks hard!"
A milf with a testosterone level higher than the average mother, with a physical appearance that intimidates the sexually aroused male and possesses dominative qualities. She may look like a bodybuilder, have a tall stature with broad shoulders, and weigh over 20 pounds more than you, but that doesn't mean she does not need the same sexual thrill like a regular mother.
You don't fuck a Sledge-Milf, a Sledge-Milf fucks you...
The young male was dominated by the Sledge-Milf and woke up the next morning with a broken cock.
The act of farting and burping at exactly the same time.
Hey holmes, I had the windy pops so bad, I was weasel sledging. Word.
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Slamming your cock on the chest of your roommate's cat/s
you know you want the Dick Sledge
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An everyday object, especially with humourous connotations and acquired at no cost, that can be used over snow as a sledge Wheelie bin lids and motorway barriers are said to be popular choices.
My ultimate ghetto sledge was a freshly pulled down For Sale sign....
A unnaturally or just agreeably fucking massive penis. Usually Resembling the form of a baby arm grasping a small apple or elephant trunk wrapped around a coconut.
Two girls because Iโm not a fucking fag
Girl 1: have you seen Brianโs dick??
Girl 2: oh yeah thatโs a certified sledge piece.