Random
Source Code
Random
The clone of Christopher Columbus from Clone High
Topher: yo I’m Topher bus
When you have hemorrhoids and you ate a shit ton of greens then the next morning when you go to let one loose it comes out green and red this giving you a holiday topher
Hey mark I was shitting and guess what happened , I bled out of my ass when I shat and my shit was green it felt like a Holiday topher
When a Mexican walks into a tackle shop to exchange items for some blood worms
Clerk : hey how can I help you today
Mexican : hey meeeeester if you give my some blood worms I’ll let you fuck my seeeeester
Clerk: I like me some Mexican tackle tophers
When a Spanish person takes a bean shit and they y’all out bletameh gatta
Hey meeester I was taking a mean bletameh topher and my asshole squirted re fried beans all over the gringo bowl
whenever a guy is feeling mad litty, or is high on a good time, totally tubular in the slimy.
dude, i'm totally tophering right now.
Tophered:
dude i'm tophered as gods holy grace right now bro.
topher is a fabulous and terrifying creature . he is not to be messed with. he is the future. everyone will bow to topher one day. 👹
1. “YALL ALREADY KNOW WHO I AM ..MY NAMES TOPHER”
2. “ALL HAIL LORD TOPHER”
His feet know where they want him to go.
He wonders why He is still stuck somewhere between I’m so Lonesome I could Cry by Hank Williams Sr and Straight Cold Player by Lenny Kravitz. He knows He is finished Kryptonite by Three Doors Down and Broken- hearted Savior by Big Head Todd and Your own Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode. He hopes to be working the Good Stuff.
He likes pastoral scenery and has a natural relationship with animals.
Yes, that’s Topher in the watchcap.