visy vest

A high visibility (for safety reasons) vest, worn over a workshirt, if a visy shirt is unavailable, so that you are not hit by a forklift.

Dagnabbit, you done gone and ripped my visy vest!

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meat vest

Slang used to define a particularly plump individual.

"Damn look at that meat vest over there"
Also see "meat Parka"

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Vest Bump

Its simply the nerd version of a chest bump..
A vest bump.

Nerd 1: Hey, did you go to the star wars convention yesterday?
Nerd 2: Yeah it awesome! Vest Bump!

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mest vest

something that is worn by dani and dani only

I want Dani's mest vest!

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Sweater Vest

An article of clothing that is looked upon as gay, lame, or very unfashionable. Usually worn by a certain classmate in Technological Studies Class.

HEY everyone look its sweater vest, and she cant get through a door!

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double vesting

when two men have sexual intercourse in the back closet at a formal dinner or wedding. Also see triple vesting.

Man 1: Where did Drew go?
Man 2: Oh, i think he's double vesting with the best.
Man 1: Rad.

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Vanier Vest

Patented Vanier Vest allows the user,(Vanier lifeguards) to withstand various forms of abuse usually deriving from either the "children" or more commonly "wannabe thugs" of Vanier. This device, made from to boards of poly-urythane foam, also known as "flutterboards" or "kickboards" is secured in place with a healty helping of duct tape. Hand crafted, these Vanier Vests are suitable for withstanding : stabbings, gunshot wounds, shotguns, 9mm, uzi, spittle, rocks, bio-hazardous material, blunt objects, knukle sandwiches and seringes. To ensure the full safety of you're Lifeguards, in-vest in Vanier Vests.

Hoodlum:"Gimme all yer munny!"
Vanier lifeguard: "Vanier Vest deploy!"
!!BLANG BLANG!! RAT TA TA!!
Hoodlum: "Oh sheeit, he's got a Vanier Vest, let's jet!"
Vanier Lifeguard : "Do like the birds and flock off!"

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