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Emperor Snoking

While smoking a blunt or joint, one takes the roach and inhales through one nostril in a snorting motion

Check that out, Connor is Emperor Snoking that roach!

by Sesamack20 August 17, 2017


Emperor Revan

Based Ruler of the Eternal Empire. Infinite wisdom provides a stable government in the Empire. Extremely smart and Serbian.

Example 1: Operator: I sure do love Emperor Revan, he's the best leader
Sythe: kys.

Example 2:

Refugee: I sure do love this Emperor Revan guy!

by Маршал Чилтонов January 1, 2023


Emperor Mateus

The main antagonist of FF2/FFII.

Emperor Mateus seeks to dominate the world through demonic forces.

by Rhoddium November 5, 2021


emperor penguin

The emperor penguin (Aptenodytes forsteri) is the tallest and heaviest of all living penguin species and is endemic to Antarctica. The male and female are similar in plumage and size, reaching 100 cm (39 in) in length and weighing from 22 to 45 kg (49 to 99 lb). Feathers of the head and back are black and sharply delineated from the white belly, pale-yellow breast and bright-yellow ear patches.

Like all penguins it is flightless, with a streamlined body, and wings stiffened and flattened into flippers for a marine habitat. Its diet consists primarily of fish, but also includes crustaceans, such as krill, and cephalopods, such as squid. While hunting, the species can remain submerged around 20 minutes, diving to a depth of 535 m (1,755 ft). It has several adaptations to facilitate this, including an unusually structured haemoglobin to allow it to function at low oxygen levels, solid bones to reduce barotrauma, and the ability to reduce its metabolism and shut down non-essential organ functions.

The only penguin species that breeds during the Antarctic winter, emperor penguins trek 50–120 km (31–75 mi) over the ice to breeding colonies which can contain up to several thousand individuals. The female lays a single egg, which is incubated for just over two months by the male while the female returns to the sea to feed; parents subsequently take turns foraging at sea and caring for their chick in the colony. The lifespan is typically 20 years in the wild.

emperor penguin: *exists*

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life May 28, 2022


Emperor poopatine

Rubbing A ballon for static electricity during sex and shocking your partners bootyhole

I gave her an “emperor poopatinelast night

by Boobsnoop April 9, 2022


gay emperor

Response to Gaylord, practically obliterates the victim leaving no trace behind, erasing them from existence. Use it only when there isn't any over options

Timmy: "You're such a Gaylord"
Jimmy: "Well You're a gay emperor"
*Timmy ceases to exist*

by One sad, sad man April 9, 2018


Space Emperor

someone who has a huge mind complex of being the best there can be, outdoing everyone, and being their own form of supreme being, having enough money to spend on 10 people a month, talking like they own everything, and understanding every tribe of people. Meanwhile having delusions about everything wasting resources left right and center and not giving a shit about poorer people or lesser subhumans.

That guy acts like some evil space emperor, he tries to be darth vader in real life and a copy of Obama

by Kosanavian Emperor June 22, 2014