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A particularly malignant form of carpal tunnel which can manifest after a prolonged bout of swiping to the right when using the popular dating app, Tinder.
"Are you coming out tonight mate?"
"Sorry bro, no can do. I spent all night trying to pick up a bit of skirt and now I've got really bad Tinder finger"
Someone who keeps reappearing on Tinder no matter how many times you swipe them left or right.
John (Showing his smart-phone): "Dude, check out this Tinder babe."
George: "She's a Tinder Ghost. I've seen her like 20 times."
While on an internet induced romantic interlude, it is standard practice to provide oral stimulation of the external anal sphincter. Often used as a greeting or to finalize an agreement.
Failure to provide or rejecting of said stimulation is considered rude or uncouth.
Origin: (Old English) It is believed that the oral stimulation of the anal sphincter was first done by warriors who greeted each other to show that they had no hidden weapons.
Bro 1: Eww, She actually ate yo ass?
Bro 2: Yea man. That's just how people shake hands on tinder... That's why they call it a "tinder handshake".
Noun: Someone (usually a guy) who contacts you again after ghosting you, in an attempt to feast on your flesh again
I can't believe that Tinder zombie texted me again on Halloween
A bacterial infection, much like swimmers ear, that originated from bodily fluid explosion into ones ear. A mans cum or a females squirt that finds their partners ear and sits in there for days. Very painful medication needed.
I fucked the shit out of Kelly 2 days ago and she squirted in my right ear. Now it’s throbbing....fuck....I must have tinder ear
When your friend uses your Tinder account and swipes right on everyone only to message her matches to barter her goods/services
Yo Eva, are you tinder pimping Liz?
A child birthed from the act of sexual intercourse between two people who met each other through the popular dating app, Tinder. Tinder babies are the largest group of children that have six fingered hands.
Old lady: That baby is adorable!
Mother: Thanks! It's a Tinder Baby!
Old lady: Be gone, heathen!
Bro #1: Yo bro, you gonna swipe that babe to the left or the right?
Bro #2: I dunno bro, probably to the left. Can't have any Tinder Babies running around.
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