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A small wash cloth or hand towel that is kept next to the bed, in the glove box or in a pocket and is used for cleaning up bodily fluids after a sexual encounter. It may have a smiley face drawn in a corner so that the Happy Towel will not be accidently used for other purposes. This towel might also be used for a woman to spit into if she does not have the decency to swallow.
After their passionate encounter, Dick and Jane used their Happy Towels to clean up the mess and the wet spot. happy towel clean up body fluid
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Spending an hour or so online or watching TV fresh out of the shower, only wearing a towel. It is a very special time.
"No, I can't come over now, it's towel time!"
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Masturbating in a hotel room. Named derives from when a man uses the smallest hotel towel available as a ejaculatory relief catch receptacle.
"I have 30 minutes before my show time, just enough time for some 'small toweling'."
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The towel hanging in somebody's bathroom that has obviously been used. Since you don't know if they've used it to dry off after a bath, you have to assume it's touched their privates.
Since there were no guest towels after washing my hands in the guy's bathroom, I had to use the weiner towel that was hanging in there to dry them off.
a towel, cloth or other such material usually relegated to use primarily as a repeated method for a guy to ejaculate into, or to wipe up his spack after he has cummed. Usually becomes hardened and stiff in appearance.
Ahren's cum towel became hard and round as a baseball after the repeated loads he shot into it.
After jerking off Brian reached out for his trusty cum towel.
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Originating in California for an awesome, often sudden, happening, often a climax. Terminology comes from common sexting images where the subject teases with a loosely arranged drying cloth before they 'drop the towel'.
"Man, that band last night were good but on that last song they really dropped the towel"
In a locker room, a person wraps a towel around themselves and then attempts to get underwear on or off, or swimwear on or off, or workout shorts on or off, without anyone else seeing their genitals.
That guy Tom must have a really small dick, because in the locker room, he is always towel dancing.
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